Fill-In Curry Judge Can’t Stand The Heat. Hilarity Ensues.


If you can read this whole story without laughing then there’s no hope for you.

Note: Please take time to read this slowly. For those of you who have visited Natal, you know how typical this is. They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Royal Show in PMB.

Judge #3 was an inexperienced food critic named Frank, who was visiting from America. Continue reading “Fill-In Curry Judge Can’t Stand The Heat. Hilarity Ensues.”


What If Dr Seuss Wrote Computer Training Manuals?

Here’s an easy game to play.
Here’s an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!
You can’t say this? What a shame sir!
We’ll find you Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

Double Rainbow Guy Sells Out

Paul Vasquez, double rainbow-guy does advertisment for Microsoft.

Remember double rainbow guy? If you haven’t seen or head of it let me give you a quick explanation. Two months ago a video was released on to YouTube of a guy getting extremely emotional while witnessing two rainbows. The video went viral and at the time of writing has been viewed over 14 million times.

It turns out that Paul Vasquez (the double rainbow guy) has SOLD OUT to Microsoft! Below is a video for Microsoft’s Windows Live Photo Gallery featuring Paul himself. Continue reading “Double Rainbow Guy Sells Out”

There is a term for that!? – L’esprit de l’escalier

I ran out of time to write anything useful for today so I leave you with this awesome french phrase which I found interesting.
L’esprit de l’escalier which translate to “staircase wit”. I will leave Wikipedia to the definitions:

L’esprit de l’escalier (or l’esprit d’escalier) (staircase wit) is thinking of a clever comeback when it is too late. The phrase can be used to describe a riposte to an insult or any witty remark that comes to mind too late to be useful—after one has left the scene of the encounter. The phenomenon is usually accompanied by a feeling of regret at not having thought of it when it was most needed or suitable.

The German word Treppenwitz and the Yiddish word trepverter are used to express the same idea. One prominent example of the German term is W. Lewis Hertslet’s 1882 book Treppenwitz der Weltgeschichte (“Staircase wit of world history”).[1]

– Wikipedia

Read the rest of the article here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier

Nasty Woman Tricks Innocent Feline

Video of a lady throwing a cat in a bin…

Why would you do this? Can anyone shed any light on this video?

This footage was taken outside the Sacred Heart School in Coventry. So far the women has not been identified but I have a feeling this post is about to take care of that.

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